Ban My Book!

With the increase in sales Maus received last year after a school board in Tennessee decided to ban it from the 8th grade curriculum, I would like to ask the same school board (or any school board in a small market, NOT any major markets thank you — Los Angeles, Dallas, Miami, Chicago, I’m looking at you!) to ban my book.

This would be a win-win for both of us. You get to ban a filthy, degenerate book; I get increased sales. Huzzah!

So please, help an author out and ban my book.

Thanks in advance.

Nick.